Side Story 06. [After Story] Ash
In front of Crossroad’s lord’s manor.
Clatter! Clatter! Clatter!
Lucas, riding his horse at full speed, dismounted with an agile leap.
“Huff, huff, huff!”
Sweating profusely from the nonstop ride, Lucas didn’t even bother catching his breath before asking,
“E-Evangeline?! Where’s Evangeline?”
“Sir Lucas!”
It was Damien who came running out to meet him.
Seeing his old comrade for the first time in a while, Lucas’s eyes widened in surprise.
“Damien?! What are you doing here…? How was your journey?”
“Ah, thanks for asking… I just got back from the west this time…”
The two men, both notoriously lacking in situational awareness, momentarily forgot the urgency of the moment and began catching up.
AAaaaaaaahhhh!
A piercing, almost inhuman scream echoed from inside the manor.
There was only one person in the world who could scream like that.
“Evangeline!”
Lucas gasped, and Damien quickly snapped back to reality.
“She’s about to give birth! Go inside, quickly!”
“R-Right! Let’s catch up later—gotta go!”
Nodding hastily, Lucas practically threw himself into the manor, using both arms and legs to scramble inside.
And not long after—
Waaaaaah! Waaaaaah!
The loud cries of a newborn echoed through the manor.
The faces of everyone anxiously waiting outside, including Damien, lit up with joy.
Waaaaah!
Cheers and applause erupted from the crowd as if they were celebrating their own achievement, filling the area with a wave of happiness.
“Wow…”
Evangeline, pale-faced and utterly drained, mumbled to herself.
“I thought I was going to die, seriously…”
Of all the pain she had experienced in her life, today was undoubtedly the worst. She let out a hollow laugh.
“From now on, if anyone tries to torture me, I’ll just laugh it off. ‘You think this is pain? Try giving birth!’”
“Uh… no one’s planning to torture you, though…”
Lucas murmured awkwardly.
He was seated beside her, holding her hand tightly. Fortunately, he had made it just in time for the birth.
“Cutting it real close there, mister…”
Initially, Evangeline had been planning to tear into him the moment she saw him, but now, none of that seemed to matter.
As she mumbled weakly, Lucas gave her a faint, wry smile and gently brushed aside her sweat-soaked bangs.
“You did well. Let’s eat something nice later.”
“I’ve completely lost my appetite… I just want to sleep…”
Evangeline’s eyes, which had been fluttering shut, suddenly snapped open.
“Oh, wait! So, is our baby a boy or a girl?!”
“…”
“We made a bet, remember? You said it’d be a boy, I said it’d be a girl. Which one is it? Huh?!”
Suppressing a laugh, Lucas quietly replied,
“Both.”
“Huh?”
At that moment, Zenis, who had acted as the midwife, approached them.
“Congratulations. Both the mother and the babies are healthy.”
“Babies…?”
“They’re twins.”
“What?”
Zenis carefully placed the swaddled babies—plural—into Evangeline’s arms.
“…”
Evangeline stared in disbelief, her mouth hanging open.
The two babies, who had screamed loud enough to shake the heavens at birth, were now peacefully sucking on their fingers, each cradled in one of Evangeline’s arms.
The boy had shimmering golden hair, a blend of Evangeline’s platinum and Lucas’s blonde, with green eyes like his mother’s. The girl shared the same golden hair but had her father’s striking blue eyes.
“Wait, wait, hold on. I only felt one baby kicking in my belly this whole time…”
Still unable to process the situation, Evangeline alternated her gaze between the two babies, and then a realization dawned on her.
“…No way. Were these little rascals taking turns kicking me in unison this whole time?!”
Lucas, who had been smiling like a proud father (for real), nodded with a hum as he gazed lovingly at his wife and children.
“I made them, but wow… both of them are so beautiful and handsome.”
“Excuse me? You made them? I’m the one who did all the work!”
“Doesn’t half the design credit go to me?”
“Half the design, sure. But I did 100% of the manufacturing!”
The two bickered over such a silly topic that they both ended up laughing, until Evangeline suddenly glared at Lucas with sharp eyes.
“Now that I think about it, mister, you barely made it in time! You were supposed to arrive days ago!”
“Uh, well…”
“You almost missed their first cries! What were you doing that made you so late?!”
Lucas broke into a cold sweat as he stammered,
“Well… I would’ve been on time if I came alone, but there were… people who insisted on coming with me. I ended up traveling with them, and at the last minute, I had to rush ahead by myself. That’s why I was a bit late…”
“Huh? People? Who?”
And then—
“Evangeline!”
A familiar voice called out from outside the room.
Evangeline’s eyes widened in surprise as she turned toward the doorway, where a man with jet-black hair was waving at her.
“I’m here!”
“Senior?!”
It was none other than Ash “Born Hater” Everblack, the Duke of the Bringar Duchy and Crown Prince of the Everblack Empire.
Having heard of Crossroad’s margrave giving birth, Ash had decided to finally use the vacation days he had accumulated over the past five years to visit in person.
Beside Ash, a woman with blue hair, Serenade, smiled warmly and waved.
Evangeline, overjoyed, waved back enthusiastically.
“Serenade! It’s been so long!”
From behind Serenade, Elize and Daram peeked their heads out with smiles.
“We’re here too.”
“It’s been a while, Lady Evangeline!”
“Elize! And Bodybag—I mean, Sunflower seed-lover?!”
“It’s Daram now…”
Daram corrected her name meekly, but no one seemed to pay much attention to it.
“And that’s not all!”
Ash declared dramatically, pointing to the side.
This time, a blonde-haired woman with her hair covering one side of her face, and a short-haired woman with beige locks, stepped forward, waving their hands.
“Junior! Hecate?!”
Junior and Hecate had traveled all the way from the Everblack Empire’s capital, New Terra.
The two glanced at each other, scratching the backs of their heads sheepishly.
“Well, the truth is, we were already planning to come for Crossroad’s autumn festival. We just happened to time our vacation right…”
“But hey, isn’t this wonderful news? Congratulations!”
Outside the room, Lilly, Damien, and Sid also joined the growing crowd, gathering excitedly near the bedroom door and chattering away.
Zenis, trying to maintain order, raised his voice authoritatively.
“Alright, everyone, calm down! Don’t get too close. Both the mother and babies need rest.”
“But I want to touch the babies!”
“I want to kiss them!”
“I want to nibble on them!”
“Keep your voices down! You’ll scare the babies.”
The playful protests from the group continued, but Zenis paid them no mind.
Ash, who had been smiling and catching up with his comrades, finally turned his attention to the babies in Evangeline’s arms.
“So, these are the ‘Bean Rice Cakes’ I’ve heard so much about—”
He froze, eyes wide with shock.
“Wait, hold on. There are two of them?!”
“That’s how it turned out…”
“Then… who’s ‘Bean,’ and who’s ‘Rice Cake’?”
Evangeline and Lucas exchanged a glance, both looking equally puzzled.
The twins, having been born as a pair, had unintentionally become “Bean” and “Rice Cake.”
With a grin, Ash asked again,
“Alright, the nicknames are fine and all, but what are their real names? I want to know what you’ve named them.”
“…”
“…”
Lucas and Evangeline exchanged nervous glances, clearly unsure of how to answer.
Ash tilted his head, letting out a curious, “Hmm?” as he waited. Finally, the two hesitantly replied,
“Well… if it was a boy, we were going to name him ‘Ash’…”
“And if it was a girl, we were also going to name her ‘Ash’…”
“…?”
Ash blinked in confusion, his expression blank. After a moment, he managed to ask,
“…Why?”
It wasn’t unusual for people to name their children after great figures, especially heroes.
Unbeknownst to Ash himself, ever since the World Guardian Front’s victory against the monsters, many babies born in the last few years had been named “Ash.”
After all, he was the hero who saved the world.
And he was someone they deeply respected…
But Lucas and Evangeline, embarrassed, couldn’t bring themselves to say this out loud. They just mumbled awkwardly, unable to look Ash in the eye.
“Ash…?”
From a distance, Damien—who had been listening—suddenly looked conflicted and started glaring at Ash.
“What’s wrong with him now? Get a grip, Trigger!”
In any case, since the twins were born, the pre-planned name “Ash” couldn’t be used for both of them.
“Alright then…”
“Guess we have no choice.”
Lucas and Evangeline exchanged determined looks and nodded.
“Let’s split it!”
“Into A/Sh!” (TL Note: The name Ash is 애쉬 (ae-swi). They were going to name one 애 and the other 쉬)
“…?”
Ash’s face went completely blank.
“So, which one is ‘A,’ and which one is ‘Sh’…?”
As Evangeline and Lucas wiggled their fingers back and forth over the peacefully sleeping babies, Ash finally snapped.
“Just pick new names, you idiots!”
And so.
Following Crossroad tradition, a naming contest for the twins was held on the spot.
However, also in line with Crossroad tradition, naming contests never produced reasonable results.
The list of proposed names grew increasingly bizarre and absurd. Lucas and Evangeline, indecisive and too agreeable, seemed ready to accept anything, leaving Ash no choice but to step in as the judge and veto every single suggestion.
Finally, it was decided.
The boy would be named Emerald, after his green eyes, and the girl would be named Sapphire, after her blue eyes.
“Great names!”
“They’re beautiful!”
“Way better than Bean/Rice Cake or A/Sh!”
“…”
While everyone seemed satisfied, Ash alone was sweating nervously.
The names Emerald and Sapphire reminded him of countless Earth-related puns and jokes, which now flooded his mind.
But he decided to keep quiet. No one here would get the references anyway.
“Alright, the mother and babies need to rest, so everyone, please head out!”
Zenis shooed the crowd away. The group, still buzzing with excitement, relocated to the first-floor drawing room of the lord’s manor.
There, Ash caught up with old comrades, exchanged news, and shared stories. They enjoyed a nostalgic dinner prepared by the manor’s head chef, accompanied by tea and desserts.
The lively gathering lasted until late into the night.
When it finally ended, Ash initially intended to stay in one of the guest rooms in the manor. However, at Lucas’s insistence that such accommodations were unfit for a Duke, Ash reluctantly agreed to move to the Crossroad Hotel instead.
The hotel, built during Ash’s time as Crossroad’s lord, welcomed its former owner and founder with great honor.
The current manager—a young, sharp-looking man who had inherited the position—greeted Ash and Serenade with a respectful smile and personally escorted them to the top-floor suite.
“Wow. I built this hotel, but it’s my first time staying in this room.”
Ash’s belongings had already been unpacked. He walked over to the window, drew back the curtains, and gazed outside.
The view of Crossroad had changed significantly over the years. The city was vibrant, even in the evening, illuminated brightly. It seemed the townsfolk were also celebrating the birth of their lord’s children.
As Ash took in the nostalgic and heartwarming scenery, a faint smile crept across his face…
“Hehe.”
A soft, familiar laugh came from behind him.
“Hehehehe.”
“…”
Breaking into a cold sweat, Ash turned around slowly.
Click!
Serenade hung a “Do Not Disturb” sign on the door and gently closed it before walking toward him with light, deliberate steps.
“Weren’t the babies adorable, my dear husband?”
“Huh? Uh, yeah… sure, very adorable…”
“Well then, shouldn’t we try our best too?”
Serenade’s bright, radiant smile remained fixed as she took another step closer.
Ash let out a nervous laugh and instinctively began stepping backward.
“W-Wait, Serenade. I mean, we’ve been riding in the carriage all day, so I’m a little tired…”
“Where do you think you’re going?”
“Eeeeek!”
From the top floor of the Crossroad Hotel, a faint, high-pitched scream rang out.
It trailed off… and then silence returned.
And a few days later.
Crossroad’s famous autumn festival began.
–TL Notes–
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Total gyatt death bussin’ all night
Ash vs Demon King was less terrifying that this lmfaooo